Logo

What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?

11.06.2025 02:02

What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?

“Got urs transplanted??” [unisex]

“I don’t plan on rubbing my tits on ur pussy, lmfao” [for girls]

“Why do u care sm if i got big boobs or not?”

Thousands of Kroger, Albertsons grocery store workers vote to strike - KIRO 7 News Seattle

-mwahh

“At least they’re not as huge as yours. Yours r sagging.” [works on boys af]

“I don’t plan on sleeping with u, so mind ur own business”

Why isn't the FBI raiding all Silicon Valley companies like Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, WhatsApp, TikTok, Reddit, Google, Yahoo, YouTube, Disqus, Wikipedia for censoring the World through their Ban cartel violating the constitution freespeech laws?

I was thinking of this, bc its mostly boys who say such mean things. Ik it hurts even when we know, we shouldn’t care. I usually wear baggy clothes and i’m a bit thin for an athlete. So ppl usually think my cherries r small, wen they r actually medium for my body size. Coming back to this:

“Thank god, im not ur ideal type, that wud be much worse” [unisex]

“Did u think abt me all night to figure that out?”

Has a psychic ever made a crazy prediction that turned out to be true?

“Man, i think ur dick’s short, pretty much of a dissapointment, don’t u think?”

Anyways, girl, ik u can be pretty insecure cuz im a “idgaf” but it still hurts wen guys tell me that. So please stay strong and dw. Its okay, bc sexualising urself jus for others who don’t gv a DAMN abt u is WAY MORE WORSE than eating dung. Remember ur the only person in the world, who can love u, through n through wen no-one’s around. Seems like an easy thing to say but a hard thing to do, so don’t overstep ur boundaries bbgg<3

“WHy? U tryna get urself raped with those things on ur chest?”

10-year Treasury yield rises ahead of key jobs report - CNBC

“I don’t remember sleeping with u??”